FAERIE VANDALISM AT AFTER DARK
Mere hours after it was announced that the next party at aD will be fairytale-themed, the club is struck by an act of faerie vandalism. Three faeries have been apprehended, but so far they deny all charges.
An eyewitness report from a shocked, innocent bystander contains all the evidence needed to prosecute and punish these impudent little feys, it seems they have a sudden onset of fey madness!
If you witnessed this shocking event, please come forward and give our security team all the details.
These three are full of nasty tricks, licking faerie slobber all over cookies and shoving them in peoples mouths. Flying to and fro between legs causing falls. Zipping about and nipping noses and hugging very inappropriate places.
We need protection from their malice, please bring your cold iron charms and we shall spread it around the club.
These little nymphs are beautiful and can be very charming. Do not let them fool you and be wary when they are around! They tend to hide in the plants and behind the furniture, keep your wits about you and beware!
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